2009-01-18
Sock Rape
I went to my friend, Lee's house for a random party tonight. If i'd have had it my way, i'd still be there, eating pizza and playing Wii and getting sock raped by Dan and Lee (all will be explained), but my mum wouldn't let me, cos she's evil.
I got there, and it was just me, Flute (Sarah) and Lisa (who i didn't know) and Lee (obvs). We all sat in the living room and chatted for a while about everything, with the occasional outburst of Lee and Lisa calling each other a Tramp and a Goth. Then Becky and Aidan arrived with the iPod...Lee stole Aidan's iPod and war broke out (which included Aidan raping Lee on his bed). Then, (and i'm not totally sure how this happened) me, Lisa and Sarah were on the front line, with Lee at the top of the stairs with a bunch of aerosol cans and my shoe as weapons. AJ and Dan arrived a few minutes later, and AJ joined Lee's side. We (at the bottom) ran up the stairs to attack, Lee filled a bottle with water and chucked it at us....I got soaked and so did Lisa. So we grabbed whatever we could and started spraying both of them with it. Lee attacked with another bottle of water, so i sprayed the deodorant down the back of his shirt. Eventually i got some showergel, AJ had shampoo and they'd shut themselves in the bathroom, only opening it a crack to spray us with stuff. AJ burst out and squirted shampoo everywhere (it looked like jizz XD). We finally called a truce, and went back downstairs to show Aidan and Becky what they'd missed.
We all sat about for a bit. I was sitting infront of the fire to dry off a bit. There were 5 people piled onto one little sofa; Becky in the middle, Aidan and Dan on either side, AJ sitting on Dan, and Lee sitting on Aidan. Lee was telling the rest of us (three) to pile ontop as well, but we decided not to. So, Lee stole Aidan's hat and threw it across the floor, where Sarah picked it up then threw it to me. I put it on my head (it was HUGE!..went over my eyes) and waited til he would notice (AJ was in the way, so he couldn't see me). When he did notice, he pointed a disapproving finger at me, but i didn't give it back. He tried a few times to take it back, but i wouldn't give it him til after he'd dragged me into the kitchen on the floor, then stood over me in a menacing fashion. I stole it again, then Lee stole it and hid it down the back of me.
Then we played on the Wii. I was on Lee's team and we were in second place after the computer for most of the game. Sarah and Dan were failing miserably, til Sarah gained about 20 coins by fluke.
Lee sock raped me several times, and so did Dan when i was sitting with my legs across Sarah and him.
Sock Rape = the taking off of someone's socks when they don't want you to. This could carry on to feet tickling.
Becky and Aidan were both dancing in the other room to ABBA and randomness. At one point they threw open the door and started singing loudly. They started dancing together in our room, so did Dan and Sarah, and me and Lee. It kinda fizzled out, and we all sat down again to play on the Wii some more.
Dani phone Lee telling him she was on her way, so he was going out to meet her. AJ, Lisa and myself joined him. Sarah stayed behind cos she was waiting for her mum to come pick her up. I stole Dan's converse for the journey, cos one of mine was lost somewhere in the house. They were really nice, but about 2 sizes too big for me.
We arrive back at the house with Dani and her bf, to find that Aidan had gone out looking for Dani. He wasn't answering his phone, and some of us were getting a bit worried. But then he arrive back safe and sound. Sarah's mum arrived, so we all had to said bye.
We went back and played Wii for a long time (Lee sock raped me a few times). Then Lee decided we should get in a pizza, i told him my mum was coming soon and he was surprised that i wasn't staying over. I phoned home to see if she'd left the house yet....unfortunately she had. So i asked when she arrived at the house. She said yes at first, then randomly changed her mind and wouldn't let me stay at all. I went back into where everyone was, told them i was going and hugged most of them goodbye.
I didn't speak to my mum all the way home, and when we got home i came straight upstairs. I know its really childish, but there was epic awesome happening, and i wanted to be a part of it.
She came in about an hour ago saying goodnight and gave me some money for tomorrow, which is more than i expected. I thought she wasn't gonna talk to me til she comes home from her sister's house tomorrow night.
THE AMAZING NERDS FTW!!
2 DAYS!!
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